|Name: Max "Party At The Moon Tower" Jacobs
Majors: Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology & Film Studies
Profession: Loch Ness Monster Enthusiast
iGEM focus: Inducible promoters of all kinds
| Sean Kalra
Major: Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology
I like my resuspended cells shaken, not stirred, and if you ever meet me you had better hope not to meet the things that are coming after me.
| Jake Sheppard aka SHEPPAJAM
Majors: Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology & Math
Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut.
Panhandlers give him money.
He does Calculus in his head.
Athletes seek his autograph.
His passport requires no photo.
He's never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
When he drives his new car off the lot it increases in value.
His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
Dolphins love swimming with him.
| Aubrey "Jet" Jackson
Majors: Integrated Physiology & Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology
David Andrew J. "Andy" Samberg (born August 18, 1978) is an American actor, comedian, rapper, writer, and member of the comedy group The Lonely Island. He is known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live (appearing from 2005 to 2012), where he and The Lonely Island have been credited with popularizing the Emmy-winning SNL Digital Shorts, the comical short films and music videos starring Samberg and other members of the SNL cast. As a film actor, Samberg has starred in Hot Rod and That's My Boy, and appeared in Space Chimps; Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist; I Love You, Man; Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs; Friends with Benefits; and What's Your Number?.
Major: Chemical Engineering at Dartmouth College
My name is Patrick Bateman. I am twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor.I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, hut there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
|Joe Rokicki is a man about town. Child actor and molecular biology phenom, he is one of our graduate advisers.|
|Tim Read is a Boston man. He enjoys candy of all forms. He is one of our graduate advisers.|
|Hubert Yin is a faculty advisors and we work on his lab benches.|
|Robin Dowell is a faculty advisor and we use some of her lab equipment and gel imaging computer.|
|Joel Kaar is a faculty who helps us solidify our ideas.|
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