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The Team

Team Photo

The Players

Max Jacobs Max "Party At The Moon Tower" Jacobs: Loch Ness Monster Enthusiast
Sean Kalra They call me Sean. I like my resuspended cells shaken, not stirred, and if you ever meet me you had better hope not to meet the things that are coming after me.
Jake Sheppard Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut.
Panhandlers give him money.
He does Calculus in his head.
Athletes seek his autograph.
His passport requires no photo.
He's never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
When he drives his new car off the lot it increases in value.
His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
Though he can't walk on water he's never slipped on ice.
Dolphins love swimming with him.
Aubrey Jackson Pyro and mtn dew expert

Simon Greenberg

My name is Patrick Bateman. I am twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor.I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, hut there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

The Advisors

Joe Rokicki Joe is a man about town. Child actor and molecular biology phenom, he is one of our graduate advisers.
Tim Read Tim is a Boston man. He enjoys candy of all forms. He is one of our graduate advisers.
Hubert Yin Hubert Yin is one of our faculty advisors and we work on his lab benches.
Robin Dowell Robin Dowell is another faculty advisor and we use some of her lab equipment and gel imaging computer.
Joel Kaar Joel Kaar is a faculty advisor who helps us come up with concrete ideas.

The Pics